love cooks slowly
A. This Ed Hardy "Love Cooks Slowly" Rockin' Crock Crock Pot™ will match my kitchen.
B. There's no way I'm letting my ex keep this Ed Hardy "Love Cooks Slowly" Rockin' Crock Crock Pot™.
C. This Ed Hardy "Love Cooks Slowly" Rockin' Crock Crock Pot™ demeans us both.
D. This Ed Hardy "Love Cooks Slowly" Rockin' Crock Crock Pot™ is going to be worth a lot on ebay someday so I bought two and I'm not unwrapping the other one.
Pop culture references are the only references.
2. You almost had it but it slipped away.
3. If things had been different they would have been different.
4. Whatever, you didn't really want it anyway.
d. wrong pants
a. tingling sensation behind the left ear
b. the package is flimsier every time you buy some
c. behold the power of cheese
d. wrong pants
You have briefly considered your mortality just before bedtime
You have:
a. briefly considered your mortality just before bedtime
b. found a small thing on the ground, and picked that thing up
c. used too much toilet paper
d. all of the above
"Did Confucius suffer from 'peanut hand'?"
"If you bring real food for lunch, plus nuts, you will just eat nuts."
— Confucius
Matt asks: "Did Confucius suffer from 'peanut hand'? Did anyone?"
Answer: It depends on how you define suffering.
5. Pensive, coiled, ready to strike.
Are you:
1. Sorry or not sorry?
2. Coke, Pepsi, or Major Depressive Disorder?
3. Fearful of a vengeful God or happy with your new shoes?
4. Confident that you're doing better than that guy in high school?
5. Pensive, coiled, ready to strike.
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