love cooks slowly


A. This Ed Hardy "Love Cooks Slowly" Rockin' Crock Crock Pot™ will match my kitchen.
B. There's no way I'm letting my ex keep this Ed Hardy "Love Cooks Slowly" Rockin' Crock Crock Pot™.
C. This Ed Hardy "Love Cooks Slowly" Rockin' Crock Crock Pot™ demeans us both.
D. This Ed Hardy "Love Cooks Slowly" Rockin' Crock Crock Pot™ is going to be worth a lot on ebay someday so I bought two and I'm not unwrapping the other one.